It's Greek to me (public odors)

What's up with not using deodorant? Does it stem from some sadistic desire to make those around you gag? Don't even get me started about summertime in Greece on a public city bus! You have to be desperate for a ride to undergo such cruel and unusual punishment.

The worse part is getting on the bus first thing in the morning all psyched up for work when in steps an old man who has just had a breakfast of..... Fresh garlic! Not only that, it's Thursday, the temperature is already 35 degrees and he last bathed on Saturday. To make matters unequivocally unbearable, due to lack of room he presses up against you and breathes (open-mouthed, due to the heat) steadily in your direction.

Where do we get these people?

Do you know how much money I've wasted over the years taking taxis? There are two reasons, basically, for lack of deodorant use.

1. There is some myth going around that you might get sick if you get wet and don't dry off.
2. People don't really know about it. It's not part of the culture. OK, to be fair, Greeks are improving in this realm. The problem is not nearly as bad as it was when I first arrived some 15 years ago.

So, if you're ever visit Greece be warned. Bring deodorant and stay away from the public busses.

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